revelations are cancellations
of mistakes you've made
while on fools' parade

Oh yea, Dorothy Parker and I could've definitely hung out.

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I bought Do It Yourself beans the other day. I will soak them soon. This is my first time buying a bag o'beans.

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And I live with children. Girls who throw themselves at boys and cry when they get rejected. Girls who put a pretty sign saying Kate on my door (that was nice) and take it down because they are mad at me and feel as if I'm not doing my share. Oh and leave me a note on the kitchen counter that I miss so I ask them about the sign.
Me: What happened to my sign?
#1: We took it down
Me: Why?
#1: Because we were mad
Me: About what
#1: About stuff.
Me: Like what? Tell me
#1: Just stuff.

(that exchange went on for thirty seconds)

#1: We left a note for you on the counter. Didn't you see it?
Me: No, what did it say?
#1: You really didn't see it?

(that exchange went on for 15 seconds)

So, anyway... I told her it was really passive aggressive and childish to take away a sign I did not ask for and that I would appreciate it if we could all communicate since we occupy the same space.
They were upset because I don't do enough. Sorry I'm usually exhausted and work 50 hour weeks, but I clean my dishes and don't make a mess.

Whatever. They're probably pouring meat juice into my food right now.
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I've dedicated to much time to them already. More importantly
I've decided to listen to all of the This American Life episodes I missed while I was in India. Better than tv, kids.